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I read this on another web site. It left me
FOFLMAO.

Tide Detergent

> I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have!
> I've used it all through my married life, as my Mom
> always told me it was the best. Now that I'm in my
> 50s, I find it even better! In fact, about a month
> ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.
> My inconsiderate & uncaring husband started to berate
> me about how clumsy I was, & generally started being a
> pain in the neck.
>
>
> One thing led to another & somehow I ended up with a
> lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get
> the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just
> wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the
> supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with
> bleach alternative, & to my surprise & satisfaction,
> all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came
> out so well that the detective who came by yesterday
> told me that the DNA tests on my blouse was negative!
>
>
> Then my attorney called & said that I would no longer
> be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my
> husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad
> enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you,
> once again, for having such a great product.
>
>
> Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty
> bag people, another wonderful product

Wishing all peace and happiness where ever you may find it

Dave and Sue
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