Let me tell you a little about my wife's two nieces
And what they been doing driving me to pieces
like two dogs on the same string of spaghetti
One twirling a cane while the other a machete.
One got a bum knee and gives me a bulldog look
I think she hates me cause I read her like a book
Never considered me family always an outsider
Between me and my family she's just a divider.
The other is also trying to squeeze me out
and is always acting like she got all the clout
Taking a lot of pleasure in my coming loss
And always acting qualified to be the boss.