Subject: The Shower
Email: nelsonmuntzhaha@aol.com
Message:
I woke up this morning, with the realization that I hadn't showered in 5 days (I hate to admit that). As my husband darted out the door to work, I saw yet another day showerless slipping quickly by me.
Mentally I tried to plan how I could perform this once simple and routine task. "one baby in the swing, one in the bouncy seat"...that sounds good. But, whoops my toddler throws a wrench into the whole deal.
So, what if I showered WITH him, put one baby in a bouncy seat, and one baby in a swing. That sounded like a good plan.
Well, the bathroom is drenched now.. there is water all over the floor. My toddler is running around naked, and I am praying he doesn't decide to excrete in a corner of the living room. Both of the babies are screaming, and the tub is draining so slowly I could have made thanksgiving dinner already!
But, I am clean, my feet are clean, my hair, minutes ago tangled up and screaming for water, is now wet and waiting for a blow dryer that it may never see.
I did it, the Shower is over, and boy do I
feel........ Tired!
Liisa