Last Sunday, I spent the day with my mom. I took her to an outdoor shopping center, in her wheelchair. I had one errand to run at Nordstrom's; wanted some moisturizer. While at the cosmetic counter, I was talking to the cosmetician, and she looked over at my mom and remarked how beautiful mom's skin is. I told her mom is 84, and honestly, she does have remarkably beautiful skin, with very few wrinkles. She said her grandma is 84 and would kill for skin like that. She then asked mom what her regimen is for having such lovely skin. Mom, in her loudest voice said "SOAP AND WATER!! I've NEVER bought any of this garbage!" (which is true) I couldn't help but laugh, and so did the cosmetician and then, in a low voice she whispered to mom "ok you can leave now." Yes, she was smiling...but I'm sure she was thinking if this woman stays around any longer, she'll lose all her business!